Diaries of an Npmi Admin Episode Two. 


Aproko Saturday . 

Ijecks: If you wish to celebrate your birthday with us, kindly fill in your details and send us your picture and guess what ?  Someone came up with the below😧😧

Group 6:

grandpa : Npmi birthday format

Full name: Grandpa “Retarded” Riley
Nicknames :   Bad Grandpa
State of Origin: California
Home Town: Sacramento
School: Oko Poly
Department: _________
Talent/Hobbies: pressing Bress 
Marital status: Flirty 
D.O.B. 02/12/1921
Current location: Ijebu Ode
4 places I have lived: Owerri, Ejigbo, Aba, Ido-Ekiti
Place I plan to visit: Sambisa
Favourite TV channel: playboy Tv
Places i’ve worked: admin @xvideos
Favourite food: bress

Favourite drink: bress

Pharm A: Oga! Your attempt at cracking a joke failed WOEFULLY!! 
It’s not totally bad though, at least it was very successful in buttressing the extent of your retardation and the loftiness of your imbecilic stupidity…

Pharm k: Na only dis person go school Herr… Odas chop dia school fees. 

Grandpa: And oga, I acknowledge your comeback. It feels good to know that 9days after you were trolled and your gawpy bad sense of humor exposed, you were patient enough to wait for this day to come. 
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ here is a 5 star for your patience. 

Most people would have left the group after I embarrassed them but you stayed and waited for your turn. 

Send me your account number later. I’ll transfer a little money to you. You learnt from the master.

Ijecks: 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 am weak

Grp 4

There i saw a young man who claims to be female and goes by the name sarah.

He doesn’t know that i know. 

To be continued next week.